Ichiro has been traded to the Yankees.
The most entertaining, cerebral, stunning outfielder of the past decade has been shipped from the Seattle Mariners to that soulless corporation posing as a baseball team, twisting a unique institution into just another cog in joyless pursuit of a pennant.
If you’re of the mind to believe in some sort of higher power, today should be enough to make you question, or abandon, that forever.
Excuse me, while I crawl into a hole until 2013.

July 23, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Ah, t’would have been far worse if they’d done it eight or 10 years ago. Still, I feel your pain.